Saturday, August 20, 2005
Make Someone Happy with Angelina
As if it wasn't enough that Angelina Jolie is arguably the most beautiful woman on this planet, she adopted two kids, both under age 4... Does motherhood make her look the slightest bit tired looking? haggard? Unkempt? Decide for yourself with this photo to your right. The woman is in a robe and she is still stunning. That Zahara is one adorable baby! Maybe Angelina is magical and bewitches all who come within her presence into their most beautiful forms. Wait, I forgot about Billy Bob so that can't be true unless she came upon this spellbinding power after they separated! Ah yes, its good to be me and have the answers to everything.
In other news relating to other people and their outward appearance, Brad Pitt dyed his hair black. I predict the following comment to be said by Jennifer Aniston, "Johnny Knoxville called; he wants his look back."
Jude Law. I recently heard about there being photos of him naked outside his moms house. Poor Jude. Since I am lacking in maturity I will add the following: He came from London, went to France, swam outside with no underpants. Everybody now!