I have spent all of 24 days charting my morning temperature and I am already sick of it. I realized that I prefer to live in complete ignorance of what is going on with my body. I also realized today there hasn't been one moment in the past 12 years that I wasn't the mother of a child under 5. It's still surreal to me that my youngest will be turning five in 3.5 months. My six year old has lost his mind and seems hell bent on making me angry today. He printed out about 17 inches of tape from my label maker earlier. He knows he isnt allowed to touch my craft cabinet but whatever... I didnt get mad I just told him not touch things that do not belong to him or he is going to his room. Next thing he does? Takes all the bills off the bulletin board and brings them to me asking what they say. ??? Have ya lost your mind, boy? All this while he was supposed to be doing his homework. It's like some unknown being possesses him and he starts acting like... I don't know what. So I sent him to his room and now I am being subjected to him sitting in his doorway pretending to cry. You know, his life is now over since he was sent to a room full of toys and has been in there all of 10 minutes. SIGH.
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Yeah, thanks for the joke! I don't think Alex's teacher would be surprised if he came in with that one, honestly. She's the one that remembers Billy, then a Kindergartener, announcing that the librarian would "KICK YOUR ASS!!!!" if you ate food in the library.
I think we share the same middle child. In one ear and out the other, and then the fake tears and wailing when they get in trouble. *sigh* It's exhausting, isn't it??
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